My Fu hoarding journey began in 2017 in a grocery store parking lot. I founded Zefu to share my experience and invite others to join me on the path to a Zefu Life.

WTF is Fu?

Who the fuck am I? 

I grew up in the middle of nowhere as the youngest of 10 (TEN!) children. I was raised to work hard, be kind and vote for Democrats.

Spouse and I have been married for 28 years. He is a truly good man with the patience of a saint. We moved to Pittsburgh in 1998, bought a house, and spent the next 2 decades raising a couple of kind and hilarious socialists. 

Likes & Dislikes

Bed is my favorite place in the world. My breakfast of champions is coffee and pharmaceuticals. I love romance novels and rom coms, music on vinyl, black nail polish and my medical marijuana card.

Profanity is my love language.

I hate shopping, and pants. And shopping for pants. I don’t like most people. I love my people with an intensity that gives me chest pains. My favorite part of the last 3 years was not leaving my house. I have the sense of humor of a 14 year old boy. I am the least competitive person you’ll ever meet. 

Not a fan of pets or children.

The Rest

I’m a decent cook and I love feeding people. Left to my own devices I would eat cereal for the majority of my meals. Should I end up on death row (not as unlikely as one may think) my last meal would be Thanksgiving Dinner. I am in a parasocial relationship with Adam Driver, the greatest actor working today. I stay up for T. Swift album drops. I hate beer, I rarely watch TV, and I would cut a bitch for a clove cigarette. 

I’m 54 years old and in the 3rd Act of life. I don’t have the professional credentials to spew any kind of advice, but I’ll tell you what I know: 

If ever there was a time to stop giving a fuck, it’s now. 

 

xoxo,

Lisa